Greetings dear patients and test subjects,
It is I, your old pal Doctor Muerte, back from the grave and on the internet once more. And what of my associates Nurse D.O.A. and Professor Nutbunny, you ask? Well fear not, for I am in the process of reviving them and they shall be up and causing chaos in the near future.
That is all for now, for I have much work to do.
Be seeing you.
